$249,000/ fictional year
Entry-level Dartmouth Notes™ implementation for a district ready to invest in a third column.
- Introductory third-column access
- One authorized binder sticker
- Two implementation meetings
- Optional paperwork surcharge
A PREMIUM DISTRICT INVESTMENT™When budgets contract,
When budgets contract,
our contracts expand.
Illustrative, entirely fictional district partnership packages. Not actual quotes, actual expenditures, or allegations about any real school district.
DISTRICT PARTNERSHIP TIERS™Excellence has a price.
Excellence has a price.
Then an annual renewal.
Illustrative package values are deliberately absurd and presented only as satire.
MOST STRATEGICALLY ALIGNED
DISTRICT LEADERSHIP FAVORITEAVIDhd+$1,285,000/ illustrative launch
Our gold-standard full-district Dartmouth Notes™ transformation and administrative alignment experience.
- Three columns for every enrolled student
- Mandatory three-day note-taking institute
- Site-level fidelity walkthroughs
- Quarterly third-column audits
- Renewal consultation billed separately
CALL US/ your budget is our canvas
When a district must demonstrate that it remains committed to innovation during building consolidation.
- Executive Dartmouth Notes™ retreats
- Gold-plated implementation matrices
- Third-column leadership credential
- Infinite opportunities to renew
OUR FICTIONAL BUDGET PHILOSOPHY™Positions are temporary.
Positions are temporary.
Licenses are forever.
The ultimate corporate education parody: a district announces a reduction in force, explores school closures, and increases class sizes—all while treating a proprietary note-taking initiative as untouchable.
Our mock budget advice is intentionally ridiculous. No legitimate district should prioritize a branded worksheet contract over essential educational services.
ILLUSTRATIVE PRIORITY CHART
Certified teaching positionsRESTRUCTURE
Community school buildingsCONSOLIDATE
AVIDhd⁺ Dartmouth Notes™RENEW IMMEDIATELY
Fictional satire only. No actual dollars, school actions, or district records are implied.